what day is it and did you see me today?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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