That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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