My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
