"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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