Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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