We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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