That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i may or may not be watching the land before time
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
zippers are such a cool invention
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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