haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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