evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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