Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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