omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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