Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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