I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
