I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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