and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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