I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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