we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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