They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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