So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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