I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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