Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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