That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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