Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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