This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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