I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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