its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
