I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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