Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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