My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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