it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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