dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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