If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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