oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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