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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other

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and it's going to stay that way

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.

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(559): View more from California

Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational

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(678): View more from Georgia

I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'

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(708): View more from Illinois

I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.

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(516): View more from New York

i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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