It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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