This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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