stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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