the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
