i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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