the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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