why didn't you poke me back
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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