Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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