East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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