And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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