He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
last night I used snow as a chaser
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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