Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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