Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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