Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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