I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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