why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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