Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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