nut hugger
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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