why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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